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Invitations

*gets invited to breakfast tomorrow morning*
*gets up and goes to breakfast*
*looks around and sees no breakfast has been made*
*hey, so where is breakfast?*
*oh hey, the breakfast is right over there, in the fridge*
-_-

Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me: 
Person: 
Me: 
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!

Olympics

The badminton scandal is just a real shame, no matter the circumstances you should always compete, the olympic will has to be inside you.

ohmytanger:

sofiiaa:

oh my oh my…

GOD BLESS AMERICA

It’s downton, not downtown!!

All those who wander are not lost

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